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Symphogear 12 – Deus ex Upgrade

Thank god she didn't say 'friendship'

I can’t believe it never occurred to me that there haven’t been any upgrades in this show yet.

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Symphogear 11 – Cannon of Babel

I agree. Fine’s goal is so pretty fucking lame.

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Symphogear 10 – Kumbaya

Not quite the Triforce, but close enough.

Since Nana got to sing twice last week, she won’t sing this time. And also let’s throw lots of plot development since it wasn’t really there for the past two weeks.

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Symphogear 07 – Dumped

No screen caps this week because I’m not on my computer. And I’m freakin’ tired.

As predicted:

  • Fine dumped Chris. She’ll inevitably be fighting alongside Hibiki.
  • Miku decides to reject Hibiki altogether. She’ll most likely be Fine’s new girl toy.
The after scene
  • Oh dear god the Engrish.
  • Fine needs to put on some cloth-SYMPHOGEEAAR. Really gaudy and glorious symphogear.

Etc. 
  • I don’t care about Miku. She’s hardly a character. The writers haven’t provided a single reason to car about her, other than that she wants to get into Hibiki’s skirt. Watching her being emo was just plain annoying.
  • Chris had some really impressive guns.
  • I suspect that she’ll come stumbling to Hibiki on the verge of death and have either a flashback and/or an emotional outburst about why she doesn’t like singing.
  • This was probably the weakest episode of the show so far.

Symphogear 05 – Big and bad

Dat opening scene

Pretty much the highlight of the episode. Evil naked lesbian who speaks extremely painful Engrish is sadistically torturing Armor Girl, whose name is revealed to be Chris. And Chris is also mostly naked, too. Well, that certainly was stupid, but attention grabbing.

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Symphogear 04 – Then there was one

I will become a mahou shoujo

Seriously? Now we’re stuck with this bitch as the only heroine? FFFFFFFUUUUUU-

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